So where exactly do you sit?
Yesterday, the Excellent Walker and I saw one of these turning the corner. It should have had hinges.
Even the “normal,” “small” H2s test my philosophy of live and let live. They are abhorrent, mobile symbols of an arrant, determinedly selfish individualism, of consumerism, of consumption, of the triumph of advertising over good sense and of the ultimate failure of taste. That’s all true just for the two-door version. What can be said for the limousine version?
Well, you can get it in white, black, yellow, silver or tuxedo (black on top, white on the bottom). It has your choice of marble or hardwood floors, leopard skin or leather, marble or stainless steel and both neon and strobe lighting. It seats 20 idiots (or 98 cats or one hippo or 10 swinging monkeys or 45 children or 250 parakeets or a million sardines or no reasonable people) who can be entertained by seven flat screen televisions, xbox, wet bars, mirrored ceilings, lava lamps, three ice coolers, a fireplace and surround sound. And it can be yours on EBay for only $82000 and change, but hey, who needs change when you can be single-handedly responsible for the destruction of the ozone layer and the further dependence of the United States on foreign oil which will in turn keep us embroiled in pointless international conflicts of our own creation. Oh, and it has all-wheel drive and all-terrain tires for when you want to take this baby off-roading through the jungles of, um, Manhattan.
I thought SUV limousines were senseless. Actually, I thought SUVs were senseless. But I have had to redefine senseless to squeeze in the H2 stretch limo. Ed commented that if we bought one, we could have another child. We can’t squeeze another car seat into the back of our Honda, you see (although this is not the deciding factor against further use of my womb). But if we had a Hummer limousine, we could have four children. Heck, we could be Mormons. I’d love to see a row of car seats in the back of one of these, maybe some goldfish crackers all over the hardwood floors and Finding Nemo on the flat screen televsion while some juice boxes cooled in the ice bucket. It might not be a bad way to drive long distances with children actually…
No no, bad Mommy. Must not imagine having own chauffeur.
SUV limos are just the fulfillment of the phallic dream all SUVs aspire to.
Hi. I think that people rent cars like Hummer
limo to enjoy and have fun! They don’t think that this vehicle using gallons of gas, and polluted environment!