Scared witness

2005 September 17
by Francesca

Today Daniel, for no apparent reason, suddenly collapsed on the floor and cried, “Oh! Oh! I’ve been scared to deaf.”

“By what?” I said, only half listening.

“Sorry?” he said. “I can’t hear you.”

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  1. 2005 September 18
    Pedestrian Rage permalink

    That is hysterical! I love that!

    Btw, in response to your comment on my blog, yes, I did end up having a deliciously wonderful birthday after all, thank you! My bf came home with an armful of hydrangeas and presents, we took a nice long nap, and then we went to our favorite seafood place, Pearl Oyster Bar on Cornelia Street, where I had clam chowder with smoked bacon and a lobster roll (and he had crabcakes and bouillabaise). Ellen and I will have to take you there the next time you’re in NYC!

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