Vanilla cake

2005 September 21
by Francesca

It’s Helena’s third birthday tomorrow so today was baking day: the plan was cookies for her classroom celebration (swedish ginger ovals with 3s on them in colored icing) and a vanilla cake. Helena was very specific about the cake.

What kind of cake would you like for your birthday, Helena?

Vanilla.

Okay. Does that mean pound cake? Sponge cake? Sarah cake without the cinnamon? Chocolate cake without the chocolate? What? What?

A vanilla cake.

What the rubbery inner-tubes of heck is a vanilla cake?

With chocolate icing.

I don’t know why a vanilla cake should confound me so utterly. I bake cakes. Lots of cakes. Of lots of different kinds. But vanilla cake?

Then today at Trader Joe’s I found a cake mix called (ta da) Vanilla Cake. Well, I thought karma was smiling upon me. The birds sang, the flowers bloomed and I bought cake MIX (sorry Mom, and all the McDermott women stretching back til the dawn of time). I even crowed about it to the checkout girl (althought they’re always happy to talk food-joy in Trader Joe’s). I came home, mixed it with a huge sense of satisfied rebelliousness, ignored the fact that the melted butter had curdled the milk and eggs, and stuck it in the oven.

That’s when the Cake Mix gods began to take their revenge. The mixture overflowed the pan and oozed all over the bottom of the oven. I stuck a tray in. Thought I was home free. Took the cake out when it seemed done. Allowed it to cool. Attempted to remove it from the pan (which I had in fact greased). Nothing doing. Wiggled it. Ran a knife around it. Shook it gently. Turned it upside down. Attacked it (thoughtfully) with a spatula. Banged the bottom. In the end, it came out. In pieces. In huge crumbly vanilla flavored pieces. Here it is.

If we were in England, we could soak it in sherry, lump cream and fruit on top and call it trifle. In Philadelphia, it’s just a mess.

The cookies worked out fine, though. And we had a good time decorating them, although my perfectionist tendencies cut in a little, as they often do, and I did the presentational 3s while Helena worked on some of the others. What’s really interesting is that I like hers better. I should have just let her do her funky icing thang and drank some coffee. It’s all about letting go, baby.

So I’m really going to practice letting go and go buy a cake. I think I can handle it.

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  1. 2005 September 21
    sugafree9 permalink

    It might be cheaper too…

  2. 2005 September 21
    Pedestrian Rage permalink

    First of all, HB to the H to the Waazaa! Second of all, I only found out on Tuesday night, after rehearsal, that you and the Excellent Walker are cousins. Blows my mind.

  3. 2005 September 23
    Excellent Walker permalink

    Happy birthday Helena! I hope you recover from the store-bought cake! It was very exciting to me the first time I was allowed to get a Carvel ice cream cake, though of course I would love for my mother to bake me a homemade birthday cake again.

  4. 2005 October 4
    Carly permalink

    ugh… I had a brief foray into “making cakes to sell” after I took the Wilton classes. The first one I made cracked in half down the middle as I was decorating it. I tried to hide it and it did not go well from there.

    sigh…

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