What I need
There was a meme going around the blogworld a while ago which I never got around to doing (not least because I don’t like memes). Then today I was looking for something to take my mind off my mind and tried it. You google “x needs” where x=your name. The results were so true that it felt like kismet but in fact, all this does is renew my utter lack of faith in horoscopes. If something this random rings so true, then clearly, pretty much anything would.
(I have, for the sake of it, replaced my name with Stuntmother which is not the name I googled. If you google Stuntmother needs, all you get are links to this blog.)
Stuntmother needs a place to show off and shine.
Stuntmother needs to be independent.
Stuntmother needs to find herself and discover who she is.
Stuntmother needs the truth.
Stuntmother needs something to take her mind off her personal life.
Oh how true. Tis true. Tis pity. Tis pity tis, tis true.
When I did “Krista needs..” I got all porno related things.
Not Kismet so much for me.
I was just tagged for a meme. Actually George was. You’ll be happy to know I informed George to resist the urge to tag Helena.
Funny, I just typed in “the silent k needs” and a post I wrote called, “As a human being I need” came up.
Don’t I just know it all. Pbshwa.
In my case the all-knowing internet has not provided a sensible response. Googlation produces “Ed needs a Hummer” which he manifestly does not. No-one needs a Hummer.
hehe I experimented with this a while ago … I needed sleep and food!!
And yet I wonder if the universe does speak to us at times? Does it matter if a sign is just a sign or just random if it provokes or inspires? Is it less true?
wow.
that
is
odd.
i’m almost afraid to
try it if those were the answers
you got….
heh.
funny…
i got
gkgirl needs:
“some straightening out, and i’m just the man to do it”
(ok. um. ewwwwwww.yuckiness)
“needs him” (what direction is
this heading in.)
“needs a new dentist” (heh)
“NEEDS HELP” (and i am not improvising
on the caps…they were there)
too funny.
Funny!
“Karrie needs people who can take on additional responsibilities” (Damn straight, I do!)
“Karrie needs to talk to Holly” (Strangely I was just wondering abt a friend named Holly that I have not seen in a year or so.)
“I need to devote a great deal of time to my studies to keep up my grades,” said Karrie.” (I didn’t write this originally, but just started a new semester, so its fitting.)
My first two:
“Ellen needs you.”
“Ellen needs 24 hour care.”
I don’t know about the first, but the second, so true.
“Jo needs help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally, although she is reliable during the day.”
hmmmm
xxx