Worthwhile
Music club, early evening. Audience
for play is audience for musician. If the audience can be made to feel even the
slightest degree of uncertainty as to whether they are at a play or a nightclub
concert, so much the better. For example, KARLY
can be on stage as people arrive, checking the mike, the speakers, stepping off
to chat with the sound guy. Getting water, and so on.
When the time to begin comes, KARLY sits on a tall stool. She tunes
her guitar while she starts talking.
KARLY
Good
evening everybody and thanks for coming out tonight, especially in this
terrible storm. I’m Karly, like in Simon, only not so famous. And with a K.
Like Marx. Only like if Karl Marx was, you know, a woman. One with only slightly
communist tendencies. I mean, a girl’s
got to make a living!
I
guess some of his friends could have called him Karly, right? It couldn’t have
been all “Workers Unite!” all the time. Sometimes I bet his friends were all
“Hey Karly, let’s go get some beers,” and Karl would have said “Don’t call me
Karly, all right?” and his friends would have said, “Hey lighten up Karly,
you’re always so serious. Get a beer in you and let’s go watch the football.”
Well,
it might have been like that. I wrote a song once about the Communist Party but
it didn’t really go anywhere.
Oh
the Communist Party
Wasn’t
much fun
The
peanuts were soggy
They
ran out of rum
The
music was lousy
And
no one would dance
So
Emma Goldman left early
In
no mood for romance.
Vlady
was moody
Leon
was drunk
The
Bolshies were grumpy
Mao
fell into a funk.
The dishes got filthy
No
one wanted to wash’em
The
workers united;
They
were through with oppression.
Come to the Communist
Party
And I’ll give you a clue
--
If you can’t find the
party,
The Party will find you.
But
you see what I mean, right? It just doesn’t have heart, you know? And if
there’s one thing about my music, it comes from the heart. It’s real and it’s
raw and true. And if tonight, driving home, you think, man, that girl’s had a
hard life, well then, you’d be right but it’s been worth it. Because I can sing
about it. And that makes it into something beautiful.
You
know, I nearly didn’t make it
tonight. The storm… well, how ‘bout that storm, huh folks? Sky the color of
spoiled milk, wind like the breath of hell, hot from an oven one minute and
colder than frozen peas the next. You ever eat frozen peas? I mean, still
frozen? They’re like spring fighting winter back. Uh huh. You should try them.
Anyway,
I nearly didn’t make it here tonight but I did and so did you and now that
we’re all here I’m going to play some music. I hope you like it.
(She starts to play.)
I
met a boy, his name was Joe
And
he was quite a Romeo
We
went off driving down the road
And
didn’t look back, or even slow.
My
heart was his and his was mine
Like
in a childhood valentine --
JOE
(in audience, starts clapping really loudly,
although the song is clearly not over)
Wow!
That was really… Wow! What a romance, eh? I’m just…
KARLY
(peering into audience)
Well
thanks. Do I know you?
JOE
Do
you… well, I should hope so!
KARLY
Gary?
Is that you?
JOE
Ha
ha! Guess again!
KARLY
Ben!
I thought you were in California this week…
JOE
Wrong
again! But don’t stop now, Karly. This is better than flipping through mug
shots at the police station. No, not him, officer. The man I saw had black
hair, a large curly mustache and the cutest little mole right there.
KARLY
Joe?
Oh my god! Joe! Well – wow. Come on up here! Everybody, this is Joe, like in
the song! Big hand for Joe! Well, I haven’t seen Joe in…
JOE
In…
KARLY
Well,
in ages! Not since… well, not for a long time, anyway. Where’d you spring from,
anyway, huh? How’d you find me? You should have called first!
JOE
What,
and spoil the surprise?
KARLY
Well,
it is a surprise, that’s for sure.
JOE
It
was meant to be.
KARLY
Yeah,
well, I’m surprised.
JOE
Hey,
you know what surprised me?
KARLY
What?
JOE
You
walking out on me. Boy, oh boy, was I surprised.
KARLY
Oh,
hey, Joe. Hey.
JOE
In
fact, I’m still shaking! You really got me there, Karly. Ha.
KARLY
Can
we talk about this later?
JOE
Like
later tonight? Or later as in “See you later, Joe” and then you vanish and I
spend the next four years wondering where you went and why you left and what it
all meant anyway and whether life is worth living any more.
KARLY
Like
later tonight.
JOE
Because
there’s no real way for me to tell with you.
KARLY
Later
tonight. Promise.
JOE
You
promise? Oh well, that I can believe! That I can trust! It’s not like you ever
promised me anything before! Not like you promised you loved me and promised
you needed me and promised you would never leave me never never and that we’d
grow old together and have three children and eleven grandchildren and a dog
named Monkey and learn to swing dance and brew our own beer. Not like you ever
promised me any of that.
(Pause.)
Can
I start again?
KARLY
Oh
god.
JOE
I
just think we might be getting off on the wrong foot.
KARLY
Really?
JOE
Yes.
KARLY
The
wrong foot being you interrupting my song and embarrassing me in front of all
these people.
JOE
Um
yes.
KARLY
That’s
a pretty big wrong foot.
JOE
Sorry.
KARLY
And
while it’s great to see you, old times and all that, I’m in the middle of a set
right now.
JOE
Oh.
Yes. Sorry. While I was here I just wanted to…
KARLY
And
you see all these people? These people are here too. Despite the storm outside.
And they presumably, want to hear me sing or they’d be next door learning to
throw pots or at home watching pro-wrestling with the lights turned way down.
Safe and dry. Warm and snug. Instead they’re here while the storm rages outside
and you treat them to an episode of All My Children. So why don’t you sit down
and I’ll finish singing and then later on – later on tonight -- we can get a beer or something.
JOE
Well
–
KARLY
Promise.
(Immediately starts strumming.)
I
met a boy, his name was Joe
And
he was quite a Romeo
We
went off driving down the road
And
didn’t look back, or even slow.
My
heart was his and his was mine
Like
in a childhood valentine
Other
lovers come and go
But
not my Joe, my Romeo. (spoken: or so
I wanted to believe…)
But
Romeo failed Juliet
And
Joe was gonna fail me yet
One
night so drunk he could not see
He
took my bag and car from me.
Like
a devil from hell was on his heels
He
span off like a Ferris wheel
Wrecked
my car and broke my heart
And
my whole life just fell apart.
I
cried so hard, I drowned in tears
But
then I stood and faced my fears
Lovers
come and lovers go
Even
Joe, my Romeo.
KARLY
(Acknowledges
applause)
Thanks
everyone. My next song is about –
JOE
Wait.
Before we move on, change topics as it were, can I just say something about
that last song?
KARLY
What.
JOE
It’s
not true.
KARLY
What’s not true?
JOE
The
song.
KARLY
The
one you interrupted.
JOE
Yes,
that one. It’s not true. Not one single word. And I should know.
KARLY
It
is too true.
JOE
No
it’s not.
KARLY
Yes
it is.
JOE
Well,
maybe a tiny bit here and there.
KARLY
Here
and there counts.
JOE
Not
to me.
KARLY
We
did like to drive places.
JOE
Okay,
that’s true. But it was my car.
KARLY
Was
it?
JOE
And
you were the one who drove off. You wrecked the car, not me. And as I remember,
there was someone with you at the time.
KARLY
(remembering)
Oh
yeah! Who was that?
JOE
You
don’t remember?
KARLY
I
did hit my head pretty hard.
JOE
Not
hard enough.
KARLY
That’s
unfair.
JOE
No,
what’s unfair is that you’re using my life for your song and that you don’t
even get it right.
KARLY
You
know what? I’m not interested. I don’t care. Who cares if you drove the car or
I did?
JOE
I
care. It’s my life. I was – it mattered to me. Karly, I loved you. We had
something special and now it’s just two minutes of predictable, badly rhymed
crap.
KARLY
It’s
not crap.
JOE
Even
my father thinks I wrecked the car.
KARLY
Hey,
your dad listens to my music?
JOE
That’s
not the point.
KARLY
It
is to me.
JOE
The
point is that you don’t get to tell that story any way you want. I’m part of
it.
KARLY
It’s
not your song. It’s my song.
JOE
But
it’s my life.
KARLY
No
it’s not. It’s mine. You just happened to be in it for a while.
JOE
And
then I wasn’t.
KARLY
Right.
Then you weren’t.
JOE
Why?
KARLY
Why
what?
JOE
Why
did I stop being in it?
KARLY
Is
that why you’re here? To find out why we didn’t work out?
JOE
No.
I just thought that while I was here, I might as well ask.
KARLY
You
don’t want to know.
JOE
Well,
it’s got to be more interesting than what you made up about me stealing your
wallet and your car and then crashing it.
KARLY
Wanna
bet?
JOE
Well,
okay. Not more interesting. But more true.
KARLY
And
that’s the kicker. True is rarely interesting.
JOE
It’s
interesting to me.
KARLY
(Gesturing towards audience)
Yeah,
but not to them. And they’re the ones who count. They get to decide.
JOE
So
let them decide.
KARLY
Decide
what?
JOE
Whether the truth is interesting enough.
KARLY
It’s
not.
JOE
You
just said that you don’t get to decide.
KARLY
Fine.
So here’s the truth.
(She sings, making it up as she goes along.)
So Joe started to whine, and I got
really bored
And the more bored I got, the more
Joe whined.
Until one day, I couldn’t take one
more crying, whining, stupid,
yowling, clinging moment of him.
So I left.
JOE
Oh.
KARLY
Yeah,
well, you asked.
JOE
It’s
not how I remember it, of course.
KARLY
No?
JOE
Which
means it’s not really the truth.
KARLY
It’s
my truth.
JOE
But
not mine.
KARLY
That
makes it a lie?
JOE
No,
it just makes it not the truth.
KARLY
Do
we have to agree that something’s true before it is? And who cares anyway? It’s
just a song!
JOE
Is
that what you think?
KARLY
Sure,
why not.
JOE
It’s
not what you said.
KARLY
What
I said when.
JOE
Earlier.
You told everyone that your music is real. From your heart. But if it’s not
true, then maybe it’s not quite as real as all that. Maybe it’s just nice music.
KARLY
Does
it matter?
JOE
I
don’t know. Does it?
GEORGE
(speaking
from among the audience)
Beauty
is truth, truth beauty.
(Joe
and Karly both peer out.)
KARLY
Who
said that?
GEORGE
(still in the audience)
The
poet, John Keats. “Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know on earth
and all ye need to know.”
KARLY
That’s
not what I meant, I meant…
GEORGE
I know what you meant.
(standing up)
Hey
there Karly.
KARLY
What
the…George? What is this? Old friends night? What the hell are you doing here?
GEORGE
(coming up on stage)
Nice
to see you too.
(to Joe)
I’m
George.
JOE
I’m
Joe. Nice to meet you.
GEORGE
You
too. Too bad it had to be in these circumstances.
JOE
Yeah,
well.
KARLY
What
is going on here? Why are you both here?
GEORGE
Coincidence?
JOE
Hell
of a coincidence wouldn’t you say, Karly?
KARLY
Yeah.
It’s a hellish coincidence.
(Turns to audience, trying to keep in charge.)
Everyone,
this is George, another old friend of mine.
GEORGE
And
we all know what Karly means by “old friend,” don’t we.
JOE
Well,
I do.
KARLY
Stop
it! I don’t know what you two are up to but it’s not funny. Why are you here, anyway?
GEORGE
To
hear you sing, of course. Although I don’t want to speak for Joe…
JOE
No,
you’re absolutely right George. I want to hear Karly sing.
GEORGE
Why
don’t you sing a song, then?
JOE
That’s
what you’re here for, right?
KARLY
I
thought so.
JOE
So,
sing. We’ll just go sit over here. Don’t worry about us.
KARLY
(Tunes guitar, trying to get into her stride again,
finding it as she goes along.)
So.
So, yes. Strange night, isn’t it? I had a hard time driving through the storm
tonight to get here. Rain was coming down so hard I couldn’t see the road in
front of me. The wipers were racing to keep up but they were losing. And the
wind! I was fighting the wheel as the wind blew my car over the road. And if I tell you the wind was howling, well,
it really was, long and loud and in pain. Like a woman screaming. Like nails on
a blackboard.
But
I made it and so did you so all’s well that ends well, right? And to celebrate
the surprise of old friends’ night I have a new song I just wrote which is
funnily enough – or ironically enough since funny is sort of a funny word for this
whole situation – anyway the song is called “Old Friends” and I’d like to sing it for you now –
GEORGE
Actually, I’d like to hear the one about your
week in New York City.
KARLY
New
York.
GEORGE
When
you were neither young nor pretty. And one old guy took pity. Formed a
welcoming committee. Something like that.
JOE
You
don’t like that old to me, George.
GEORGE
Thanks
Joe. (to Karly) How about that one? That song really hits home for me.
KARLY
I
don’t do requests.
GEORGE
Tonight
you do. For me, okay?
KARLY
(Sings)
I
once spent a week in New York City
Too old to be young, too sad to be
pretty
And one old guy I met took pity
And called himself a welcoming
committee.
He took me out to bars and plays
And sometimes we would sleep for
days
He told me his heart was all ablaze
And he filled my ears with love and
praise.
Then New York softly said, it was
time to flee.
But my old guy just wouldn’t see
That I needed to go, to be
gone, to be me.
No bird sings in a cage, only when
it is free.
GEORGE
What’s
that line again? Frank Sinatra’s been singing, young and handsome blue-eyed
sailor on shore leave in New York… “Gee, you sing just like a boid.” Well, you
do, Karly. You sing like a bird. Too bad you’re a bitch. A bitch in bird’s
clothing.
KARLY
I’m
a bitch? Because I didn’t stay put and smile sweetly and love you – either of
you -- forever and forever?
JOE
No.
Because you lied.
KARLY
I don’t lie.
GEORGE
You
lie like you breathe. You lie like your heart beats.
KARLY
No,
you’re wrong. I never lied. When I was with you I loved you. And it was good
and sweet and warm and then it ended. That doesn’t make what we had a lie. It
just makes it over.
GEORGE
Thing
is, it was over because you got what you wanted from us and then you were done.
Like a vampire.
JOE
Yeah,
that’s good. She sucks us dry and then, her cold carcass warm and full, she
moves off into the night, searching for her next victim.
GEORGE
The
next sucker, ha ha.
JOE
And
so on and so on.
KARLY
I
have no idea what to say.
HARRY
(from audience)
You
could say “Hello, Harry.”
KARLY
This
is a joke, right?
HARRY
Go
on. Say hello Harry.
GEORGE
and JOE
Hello
Harry!
HARRY
Hey
guys. I really wanted to hear it from Simon here though.
KARLY
Hi
Harry.
HARRY
Close
enough. How are you, Simon?
KARLY
(to audience, trying to make light)
He
used to call me Simon. You know, because I’m Karly – Karly Simon.
(sings)
He
called me Simon
I
called him Batman.
We
danced on the hot sand
Without
our shoes…
HARRY
(Interrupting)
Simon,
they don’t really care.
KARLY
Actually,
they do care. That’s why they’re here. To hear me.
JOE
You
sure about that?
KARLY
Of
course I’m sure.
(Points to poster or flyer or similar.)
See
that? That’s me. I’m supposed to be singing tonight, not chit-chatting about
vampires and truth with three of my former lovers.
JANE
(from audience)
Four.
(Pause.)
Hi,
I’m over here. It’s me, Jane.
KARLY
Oh
great. Four. Hi Jane! Long time no see! Come on up and say hello to all the
nice people out here!
JANE
Really?
Okay, sure! Thanks! Hi everyone! I just want to say hi to my mom! And my
brother, Jake – hi Jake – and definitely a big shout out to all my friends at
work! Hi!
GEORGE
This
is not being televised you know.
JANE
Oh.
Oh well. Well, hi anyway!
KARLY
Is
there anyone else I’ve slept with in here? Anyone? Any old flames? Long lost
loves? People I once smiled at as they drove past? One-night stands? Drunken
mistakes? Delivery boys?
JANE
Or
girls.
KARLY
Fine,
or girls. Anyone?
JOE
You
don’t have any one-night stands or drunken mistakes in your past, Karly.
GEORGE
No,
you’re not so much love ‘em and leave ‘em as you are love ‘em with a pure,
burning, heartfelt, forever kind of passion, create a deep and meaningful bond
and then leave ‘em.
HARRY
That’s
true, actually. That’s what happened to me.
JANE
Me
too.
JOE
That’s
what happened to all of us.
HARRY
And
probably a dozen more who couldn’t make it tonight.
GEORGE
Although
it’s not like we sent out engraved invitations.
HARRY
With
twining vines and flowers and little pink hearts.
GEORGE
And
arrows.
HARRY
Oh
yes, lots and lots of arrows. Sharp, piercing arrows.
JOE
Maybe
we should have.
KARLY
Oh
sure, definitely you should have. You should have put it in the papers! Handed
out flyers! Wrote it in the sky in big white fluffy letters! I’m so sorry we’re
going to miss out on sharing the stage with all those former lovers of mine who
aren’t here!
JANE
Really?
Because I could go make a few phone calls…
KARLY
No,
not really. Really not at all.
JANE
Oh.
Okay. I mean, it’s no trouble…
KARLY
Jane?
JANE
Yes,
Karly?
KARLY
Don’t
you think this is as much trouble I can handle right now?
JANE
Sometimes
we all get more than we can handle. Even you.
JOE
Ain’t
that the truth.
KARLY
So
what, you’re all here like some sort of intervention? Show Karly the error of
her ways? Get her the help she needs?
GEORGE
An
intervention! Well, in a manner of speaking…
KARLY
Well
you can save it. All of you. There’s nothing wrong with me.
JOE
So
you would say that making someone fall in love with you, sleeping with them,
mining them for emotion by whatever means necessary until you gather enough
material for a song and then, when you get what you need, leaving – you’d say
that’s all right.
KARLY
Yeah,
I would actually.
JANE
No
matter how the other person feels.
KARLY
We’re
all grown-ups.
HARRY
Ten
points if you mow down the frat boy; fifteen for the college professor.
JANE
No
matter how badly the other person is hurt.
KARLY
Life
hurts. That’s the point. Look, I don’t mean that I set out to hurt anybody. I
didn’t. Ever. And I’m sorry if you got hurt. All right, when. When you got
hurt. But life hurts. If it wasn’t me, it was going to be someone else, hurting
you. Or you hurting someone else. And there wouldn’t be any point to it. No
purpose. No meaning. At least if I hurt you, it had meaning. I wrote songs
about it. Made art.
JOE
And
that makes it okay? That you write songs about us?
KARLY
Artists
need to live life, fully and deeply. Artists need experiences, they need to be
fed. An artist needs to taste things, try things, go places, do things.
HARRY
Try
people. Do people.
KARLY
It’s
that experience of life that makes art possible. What I had with you – with each of you – was
real and vibrant and alive! Didn’t you feel alive? Didn’t you feel like you
were finally living in Technicolor? And you gave yourselves to me – and I was grateful.
I still am. You gave me what I needed to write music. And my songs are a way of
saying thank you.
JANE
Thank
you for letting yourself be used by me. Don’t come again. No refunds. No
exchanges.
(Pause.)
I
felt so empty when you left. Like you had taken everything. Not just CDs and
throw pillows, the couch suddenly left with nothing to cover its worn spots.
Me. I was left empty.
GEORGE
She
sucked you dry. Vampire. Succubus.
JANE
Succubus?
GEORGE
Demon-women
of great beauty who would visit their chosen lovers in their dreams, and would
have sex with them, thus draining them of all life force and, um, fluid, you
know.
JANE
I’ll
stick with the life-force thing.
KARLY
Tell
me more about these succubus-es.
GEORGE
Succubi.
KARLY
Beautiful
demons, huh. Visiting in dreams. And their lovers would wither? And die?
HARRY
By
George, George. She’s doing it again.
GEORGE
Karly,
that was my metaphor. You can’t have it.
KARLY
What,
you own this idea?
GEORGE
No,
but I was trying to make a point.
KARLY
You
got some sort of copyright on it? Maybe YOU wrote a song about succubi?
GEORGE
Me?
I can’t even sing in the shower –
KARLY
Uh-huh.
(Strums quietly to herself)
JOE
Karly,
that’s not the point. Karly. Karly!
KARLY
What?
I’m working here.
JOE
Exactly.
We’re just work to you. Not people. Material. Inspiration
KARLY
You’re
complaining because you were, for a while, my muse? Don’t you think that lots
of people would be happy to inspire an artist? Feel proud?
JANE
Would
you?
JOE
I
didn’t know I was your muse. I thought we were, you know, lovers. Equals.
HARRY
We
were not amused. A-muse-d. Get it?
JANE
You
can’t feel proud of something you didn’t know you were doing. All you feel is
stupid.
JOE
Duped.
GEORGE
Tricked.
HARRY
Taken
advantage of.
JANE
It’s
not worth it.
KARLY
But
isn’t the music worth it? To know that these songs are about you – all of you.
And what we had together.
JOE
I
don’t know. Maybe. Who decides? Not us. You never gave us the chance to decide
whether we’d like to feed your art – or be with someone who truly loved us. We
didn’t decide.
KARLY
No,
I decided. It’s my music.
HARRY
You
did it yooouuur way!
JANE
It
wasn’t your decision to make.
KARLY
No,
you’re right. It wasn’t my decision. It’s their decision. The audience. The
people who listen. They’re the ones this is for. They get to decide.
JANE
They
do? Do they know this? Do they even care? If they don’t care, is what you did
suddenly wrong? If they do care, was it all worth it? If people like your
music, will they forgive you your life?
GEORGE
Who
judges the value of artistic endeavor? The artist or the viewer? Is a beautiful
painting art if it’s turned to the wall? Is a song worthy if no one hears it?
If no one wants to hear it? Can you have a play if there’s no audience? Who is
art for?
HARRY
No,
it’s more than that. Does the artist matter at all? Do we care if Andy Warhol
was a creep? If Van Gogh was insane? If Jim Morrison was a drunk?
GEORGE
And
what about the audience themselves? You’re going to let them judge? Without
checking to see who they are? Without asking if they’re intelligent enough,
sensitive enough, open-minded enough? What if they’re all bankers? What if
they’re all Nazis? What if they’re all asleep?
JOE
What
if they just don’t give a crap?
KARLY
All
right all right! This is all too -- Look, I don’t need this. I mean, I almost cancelled tonight – look at
that storm! Who wants to go out in that? I sure didn’t. I really didn’t want to
drive all the way out here and I was so tired and the car needs a tune-up but
then I thought – no, you have to go, people are expecting you, people are
coming out to hear you play, you can’t let them down so I got in my car and
honestly, it was like the end of the world. Lightning and thunder. The wind.
The rain so thick I could hardly see the road and then the wind was blowing so
hard it felt like it blew the car right across the road and then this tree came
up out of nowhere and I had no time to do anything so I just shut my eyes and
She stops.
There
was a crash. I felt it. It – hurt. It was so loud. The thunder was like
boulders rolling down a mountain. The rain was so heavy it was like a blanket
had been thrown over me. The end of the world.
JOE
Not
the end of the world. Just the end of your world.
KARLY
What
are you talking about?
GEORGE
You.
We’re talking about you.
HARRY
You
died, Karly. In the crash. You’re dead.
KARLY
I
am not dead. I am clearly not dead.
JANE
Oh,
it’s okay. It’s okay. Well, clearly it’s not really okay but there’s not much
you can do about it.
JOE
No
getting out of this one.
HARRY
No
famous last words.
GEORGE
No
swan song.
JANE
No
deathbed confessions.
HARRY
The
fat lady has sung. The party is over. Elvis has left the building. Good night,
folks.
KARLY
Right.
If I’m dead, what am I doing here?
GEORGE
Where
do you think here is?
KARLY
My
gig, of course.
HARRY
Is
this your gig?
JANE
Or
is it our gig?
KARLY
What
about you? If I’m dead, so are all of you. You can’t all be dead. And what
about them? Are they all dead too?
GEORGE
Ah,
this is where it gets complicated. See, time as a linear construct is a very
human concept whereas here, time is more like a pool of water. What is, what
was and what will be are all here at all times. The moment of death is
immaterial, an illusion washed away by the great ocean of time.
HARRY
Or
something like that.
KARLY
So
I’m having some sort of near-death experience and you’re all in my head?
JANE
Not
near death. Just dead. There’s no coming back from here. No tunnel. No bright
light. Well, not many of them, anyway.
KARLY
All
right, fine. I’m dead. You’re dead. We’re all dead. It’s a big dead party. With
dead crackers and dead cheese and dead drinks.
(Pause.)
But
if I’m dead and you’re all dead, what are we doing here?
HARRY
Not
pretty enough for Heaven, not hot enough for Hell.
KARLY
What?
JOE
Somewhere
in between.
GEORGE
Floating
in the Dead Sea.
HARRY
Hey,
that’s pretty good. The Dead Sea. You kill me. Not literally of course.
KARLY
So
this is some sort of what, limbo? Purgatory?
GEORGE
Oh
well done! You can take the girl out of Catholic school but…
JANE
(interrupting)
…she’ll
still look good in knee socks.
JOE
Which
way you gonna swing?
JANE
I
thought that was clear.
HARRY
Which
is why we’re standing here.
KARLY
We’re
in limbo?
HARRY
You’re
in limbo. We’re just sort of hanging out with you. For a while.
KARLY
Why?
HARRY
Going
up. Going down.
GEORGE
Well,
really up and down are relative concepts. We might as well say left or right.
JANE
Or
this way that way.
JOE
Or
shaken or stirred.
JANE
I
forget, which is the good one of those?
HARRY
Cheesecake
or cheesewiz.
JANE
I
have a secret passion for cheese wiz.
HARRY
Don’t
let on.
KARLY
But
why am I here? How do I get out?
JANE
You
don’t.
GEORGE
Not
yet.
HARRY
Not
until you know.
KARLY
What?
JOE
Was
it worth it?
KARLY
Was
what worth it?
GEORGE
Your
life.
KARLY
My
life? What about my life? I tried to live a good life. I was, you know, kind to
animals, called my mother. Followed my calling.
JOE
Lied.
Hurt. Cheated. Stole.
KARLY
I
didn’t.
JANE
Liar.
KARLY
I
didn’t mean to hurt anyone.
GEORGE
The
road is very well paved.
KARLY
I
made music. That’s what I did.
JOE
And
was it worth it?
JANE
Was
it?
KARLY
I
– I don’t know.
HARRY
Well
who does.
GEORGE
Who
does.
JANE
Who
decides.
JOE
Who
cares.
HARRY
Who’d
you do it for, Simon?
GEORGE
For
us?
JOE
For
herself.
JANE
Who,
Karly? Who?
KARLY
(whispers)
For
them.
JOE
Liar.
HARRY
Don’t
lie.
JANE
Not
here. Not anymore.
KARLY
I’m
not lying. You can’t play music if no one listens. Can’t talk if no one hears
you. It’s only sound when it hits the ear. Otherwise it’s nothing. Not music.
Not words. Nothing.
GEORGE
Just
the tiny movements of air. Invisible. Nothing.
KARLY
Only
visible when someone’s looking. Only singing when someone listens. It’s for
them. For you (to audience). For all of you. Always.
HARRY
So
let them decide.
GEORGE
That’s
fair.
JOE
Ask
them.
KARLY
Ask
them what.
JANE
Was
it worth it?
(KARLY
faces the audience. Takes her guitar. Sits back on her stool. As she does this
the other four exit slowly, almost fading away. She takes up her pick, her fear
and confusion evident. She looks at the audience hard. Examining them. She is
about to play. She does not begin to play.)
KARLY
Was
it –
(Lights
fade.)